Seriously? A CV?

Yes. How could I consider myself an academic without a CV? The real question is why I didn't make this any earlier. (Let's ignore the obvious answers, which include the fact that it's ridiculous, and that it somehow makes me feel worse about my actual CV.) 

I've created a new page on the site that links to my CV. I'll do my best to keep updating it as things change. Because this is a silly document that only vaguely follows the structure of a typical vitae, I'm open to any suggestions you have about things I could add to it. Also let me know if there are any media appearances you know of that I have missed. 

Click here to see the CV. (Check the CV page for all subsequent updates.)

Volunteering to serve on the graduate admissions committee, the grad student is consumed by inadequacy as he skims the applicants' CVs.